All the lobstrocities!

Freaking spiders.

I can’t sleep cuz I saw something skittering across my wall right by my bed, and I turned on the light and it was this giant spider. Being in bed, I was totally unprepared to take it out. I looked around and the hand sanitizer was about my only option. So, I tried to drown the spider in sanitizer, but he freaking got away. So now I’m curled up under my covers, hoping to goodness that that spider stays away from me. :(